Figuritive language with Gaston


Oh hello , today I will be sharing some of the figurative language , found in the song below


Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston! (hyperbole
people actually do say no to gaston)

Heh heh. Darn right.


Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's

more than I can bear.

More beer?


What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.


Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. (idiom , because you cant  pull your two sides together , unless you're bob the train)


Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps (idiom, You aren't physically in the "dumps")
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston (hyperbole ,Not ever man on earth wants to be Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you (hyperbole , other people are admired too)
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy (hyperbole , You're not every single persons favourite guy)
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you (hyperbole , Not everyone is inspired by Gaston
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston (hyperbole , Yes people are slicker than Gaston.
No one's quick as Gaston (hyperbole ,Yes people are quicker than gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston (hyperbole , Often older people have thicker necks than Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly (hyperbole , Yes , people can be manly if they don't gulp down like 60 eggs.

Perfect, a pure paragon (metaphor , You can't be a paragon..???
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston (hyperbole, Many men before , were strong and creepy like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston (metaphor , Gaston is not a king , or a pin.
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston (hyperbole , Many people have clefts in their chins.

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating (simile, You cannot be a specimen
My- what a guy, that Gaston

Give five "hurrahs!" (onomatopoeia , This is a word that imitates a sound 

Give twelve "hip-hips!" (onomatopoeia, Yet , another word that imitates a sound.
Gaston is the best (hyperbole , This is an opinion , as he is not the "Best"
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Gaston (hyperbole , People probably have fought like Gaston in history.
Douses lights like Gaston (hyperbole , People do this like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston (hyperbole , People have bit like Gaston before , as he is exaggerating.
For there's no one as burly and brawny (hyperbole , People are even more burly and brawny as Gaston.

As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair (hyperbole , No , it is purely impossible that all the insides , and intestines are covered in hair , as that is not how a body works, Gaston is simply exaggerating

No one hits like Gaston (hyperbole , People can hit harder than Gaston.
Matches wits like Gaston (hyperbole , Some people can match wits with Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston (hyperbole, To tell the truth , many people spit better than Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large( this is not a hyperbole , as he actually did this.... he has issues
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge (metaphor, He is NOT a barge , I repeat , Gaston isn't a boat

No one shoots like Gaston (hyperbole , Many human beings can shoot better than gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston(hyperbole, There are handsome men who have more girls than him
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston(hyperbole , People wear boots BETTER than Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?( metaphor , There is no hero that lives next to my house.
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!

GASTON!!!



OKKKKKKKK , I WILL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EXXXPLLLLLLAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN ITTTTT!!!!!!!!

Of course , people can have necks thicker than Gaston , or be more "______" than Gaston , so that is just him being crazy and exaggerating.

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